iamademonsodelivermefromthis:

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Omg

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hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over. Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

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cheeseyturtlelove:

The sound I made was inhuman.
tastefullyoffensive:

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m4ge:

how to improve a skirt: add pockets. how to improve a dress: add pockets. how to improve jeans: add pockets. how to improve a cardigan: add pockets. how to improve your acne: add pockets. how to improve your shattered relationships: add pockets

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Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and heaving. Don’t worry. The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, Night Vale #31.5,”Condos” (via fleurlungs)

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